the worst artist: a biography

he tried to make some money, but he couldn't, so he lived at home with his supportive parents who were quite well off. he spent years trying to craft his perspective and niche in aesthetics, only to decide later that it had to find him, causing him to wait more than try. "my art captures the flaws and mediocrity of the human condition," he said to a local reporter, who jotted it down on a notepad which was soon thrown out and never printed. when he unveiled what he proclaimed to be his masterpiece, a few people nodded, but they didn't know anything about art. he shot himself in the head and survived. he didn't mean for that last part to happen.