in the spirit of mr. DeLanguillette

someone should make me a wikipedia page worth having. though, i'm not sure i deserve it. i don't know what it would even say. here he is, he does... um... i'm not too sure. that sounds about right. people flip out for stupid little reasons all the time, the only thing that will sedate them is wads of cash. stick it in their face and they'll let you rub shit in their nose. just ask around, it's true.